Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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