if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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