Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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