In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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