Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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