like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George