i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.