i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.