I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
