through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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