it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
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so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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