I must be too annoying 4 u.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
