if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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