You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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