I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He did a backflip because drugs
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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