I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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