have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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