So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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