Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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