D3 body, D1 cock
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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