We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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