well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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