i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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