Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
This couple is walking their pig around campus
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize