For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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