He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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