Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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