I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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