so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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