You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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