And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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