You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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