On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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