Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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