So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she pinky promised me she was 18
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Be still, my beating vagina.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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