scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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