Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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