don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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