Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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