So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You made out with two different species that night
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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