Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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