i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD