Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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