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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.

  (613): View more from Ontario

  This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?

  (613): View more from Ontario

  Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Road construction signs are deceptively heavy

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• (631): View more from New York

  My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?

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• (909): View more from California

  No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.

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