He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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