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• (616): View more from Michigan

  David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?

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  Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian

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• (315): View more from New York

  Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign

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• (714): View more from California

  drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.

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• (310): View more from California

  Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.

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• (530): View more from California

  I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage

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