All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dating After Heartbreak
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.