David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage