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  the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"

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• (207): View more from Maine

  you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon

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• (585): View more from New York

  just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper

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• (310): View more from California

  God, please protect all woman from micro-penises

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts

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