Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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