If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
