So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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