i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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