I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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