on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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