Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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