She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....