youre lurking in front of me
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.