So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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