How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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