Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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