You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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