My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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