Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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