apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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