She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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