No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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